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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?","punchline":"Because it's bitter like their code.","id":416}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the cookie cry?","punchline":"It was feeling crumby.","id":321}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?","punchline":"Just in case you get a hole in one.","id":104}
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