Calum Ray Paul Davenport is an English former professional footballer who plays for Tavistock in the Southern League Division One South. During his career he has played for Coventry City, Tottenham Hotspur, West Ham United, Southampton, Norwich City, Watford, Sunderland, Wootton Blue Cross and Elstow Abbey. He plays as a defender.
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Márcio Fernandes Figueiredo known as Márcio Fernandes is a Brazilian professional football coach and former player who played as a forward. He is the current head coach of Inter de Limeira.
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