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{"type":"standard","title":"Kiryat Yam","displaytitle":"Kiryat Yam","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q152387","titles":{"canonical":"Kiryat_Yam","normalized":"Kiryat Yam","display":"Kiryat Yam"},"pageid":311602,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5e/PikiWiki_Israel_13483_Mermaid_statue_Kiryat_Yam_beach.jpg/330px-PikiWiki_Israel_13483_Mermaid_statue_Kiryat_Yam_beach.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5e/PikiWiki_Israel_13483_Mermaid_statue_Kiryat_Yam_beach.jpg","width":2048,"height":1536},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1253266186","tid":"743870da-9283-11ef-b944-b4c8cb7154f1","timestamp":"2024-10-25T03:44:36Z","description":"City in Israel","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":32.83333333,"lon":35.06666667},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiryat_Yam","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiryat_Yam?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiryat_Yam?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kiryat_Yam"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiryat_Yam","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Kiryat_Yam","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiryat_Yam?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kiryat_Yam"}},"extract":"Kiryat Yam is a city in the Haifa Bay district of Israel, 12 km (7 mi) north of Haifa. One of a group of Haifa suburbs known as the Krayot, it is located on the Mediterranean coast, between Kiryat Haim and the Tzur Shalom industrial area, east of Kiryat Motzkin. In 2022 it had a population of 41,095.","extract_html":"
Kiryat Yam is a city in the Haifa Bay district of Israel, 12 km (7 mi) north of Haifa. One of a group of Haifa suburbs known as the Krayot, it is located on the Mediterranean coast, between Kiryat Haim and the Tzur Shalom industrial area, east of Kiryat Motzkin. In 2022 it had a population of 41,095.
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