{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
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Ferenc Kocsis is a retired welterweight Greco-Roman wrestler from Hungary. He won an Olympic gold medal in 1980, a world title in 1979, and European titles in 1978, 1979, 1981 and 1983.
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