{"type":"general","setup":"What do I look like?","punchline":"A JOKE MACHINE!?","id":188}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How does the moon cut his hair?","punchline":"Eclipse it.","id":136}
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Sir Thomas Jamieson Boyd, publisher and philanthropist, was Lord Provost of Edinburgh from 1877 to 1882. He was the catalyst behind the building of the Edinburgh Royal Infirmary on Lauriston Place.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?","punchline":"Dunno, they're just a bit shady.","id":352}
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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How many lips does a flower have?","punchline":"Tulips","id":8}
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