{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
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"}{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}
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